About Us

Floating Kneads offers on-the-water relaxation, however you see fit.
Whether you prefer kicking your feet up with a cigar and whisky, sunbathing and napping on our decks, or releasing your tensions with an on-board massage, we aim to help everyone relax in the way that suits them best. We're eager to connect more people to  the restorative benefits of time spent on the water, going slow.

Let us leave you floating.

Step aboard for an escape on the water.

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A woman is receiving a massage on her neck and shoulders on a boat deck with a river and buildings in the background during sunset.
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About Our Founder

Woman relaxing in a pool with a straw hat, sunglasses, earrings, and colorful bracelets, smiling and enjoying a sunny day.

It’s been such a joy sharing the magic of Floating Kneads with you all!

I’m Brandi, Founder and President of this wellness-on-the-water dream come true. After nearly two decades serving as a U.S. diplomat and disaster relief program director, I chose to shift course—stepping away from high-stress living into something that felt more like home. And through this process, I’m finding peace, purpose and plenty of sunshine.

My pivot gave birth to Floating Kneads, a space where rest is encouraged, joy is essential, your needs are met, and the water does half the work. From golden-hour sunset cruises with friends to solo time napping on our decks, our vessels and experiences are all about helping you reset—without needing to escape your own life or break the bank.

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